RTS presents Arkoski’s “Vlad - The Lazy Vampire”

Vlad drank his cocktail - courtesy of the Vampi, Eleanora. “Why can’t being a vampire be like True Blood?

“Seriously?” Eleanora snorted.

“Sure, why not?” Vlad replied.

Eleanora laughed. “Fairies, shape shifters and werewolves all living in the same little town in podunk Louisiana?

“They have their issues.” Vlad retorted.

“Just finish your cocktail. I really don’t want to have this conversation with you.”

“Cause you know I am right.”

Eleanora smirked.

“I’d be a bad-ass.” Vlad proclaimed.

“You would be the town lazy-ass and if you ever was able to take yourself outdoors, you’d end up dead.”

Vlad leaned in with furrowed brow. “How so?”

“Because, no one in town would carry your lazy ass indoors before the sun came up.”

“Aha!” Vlad replied, falling back to his relaxed position. "With fairy blood they wouldn't have to."

Vlad in season 6?

… to be continued.