About Sinister Tidings

Here you will find a collage of likes and dislikes from RTS’ Spyder Collins. The primary focus is to bring fun and indie flashes of art and not so mainstream artists. There is nothing fancy, revealing, political or otherwise world shaping. Just things, introductions, reminiscing and fun in the world of literature, art and music, to which I hope you enjoy and find some pleasure in.

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

On the writer's iPod – 3 Pill Morning



Rock muse will find 3 Pill Morning (FB) to their liking. Seasoned musicians with a distinctive voice that sets 3 Pill Morning (MS) in a very solid position. Their tour schedule puts them in a winning position, as well. With several years of professional level touring, fronting for such acts as Shinedown, HU and 12 Stone provides an eclectic mix and fan base they have been exposed to and unquestionably conquered.

My muse finds the mood of the rock to be not to metal nor at the poppy or peppy rock sound but somewhere comfortably in between. For my muse the music of 3 Pill Morning (web) offers a get away from the norm. Granted, 3 Pill Morning is not fronted by my normal desire for a female fronted band but it was hard to pass up the inspiration and flowing words that come from the musical offerings of 3 Pill Morning.

The playlist:

  1. Rain
  2. Skin    
  3. Nothings Real
  4. Loser  
  5. Want That For You
  6. So Good To Leave
  7. Take Control
  8. Revolution
  9. Daddy's Little Girl
  10. Drive By Lies
 
My muse rolls with tracks 1, 2, 4, 8 and 10. Something a little off the ordinary for this blog – but a for sure winner, check it out.

 Check out the video offering below - great song:















Monday, July 29, 2013

Moorehead Manner - David McMullen-Sullivan



Moorehead Manner follows three High School kids as they make their way from Baseball practice. Emily, her baseball-playing brother Adam and his teammate and best pal (who Emily has a secret crush on) Jimmy leave practice and head for home in Wallace, Louisiana. As they do the pass by Moorehead Manner and you guessed it – they enter. Jimmy is tossing his prized “world series” baseball up in the air when Emily asked if he ever hit the ball. From there, within several descriptive Kindle pages and too much information, Jimmy smacks his prized possession through the window of the manor.

Naturally, one wonders of this is his prized possession with ties to Mickey Mantle, what in the world is he doing striking the ball with his bat? Further, I suppose in rural parts of the country baseball players in High School whether Junior Varsity or not bring their own bats and prized baseballs to practice. In addition, the quizzical responses to the door being unlocked to the manor – all that aside, the three make their way into the manor. Let the mayhem ensue.

The creep factor and spookiness of the manor take over. The descriptive voice of McMullen-Sullivan is spot on. His writing drips with atmosphere and follows a steady pace. My pet peeve that aside is too much telling of the story versus allowing his descriptive voice to manage, not enough of atmosphere. The story in itself is definitely meant for the younger set, this is not adult horror. It is a simple tale with some basic questions related to the how and why that leave the reader dry.

Recommend for light reading or young horror fans.

Sunday, July 28, 2013

The writer’s muse and the art affect

 


I find that there are many things that stimulate my muse, for me it is primarily music. Music is something that has been covered widely within the dark crevices of this blog. There is another form of art that from time to time sparks my muse. That of the visual arts, primarily illustration, ink and painting - provide great motivation.

From time to time my muse will dabble here about such art, whether a single illustration or a body of work.  One such site is that of Ms. Alexandria Noël and her site “Alexandria Noël Painter • Illustrator • Designer.” I stumbled upon her art via Chamber of Echoes as I was doing some research for my musically inspired muse. Seems Ms. Noël was responsible for the site. The site, might I add, is expertly designed, laid out and masterfully presented.

From there I was able to investigate a bit further and discovered her site – and I was thrilled. The illustration and paintings displayed are exceptional and her Plague Doctor awakened my muse in a unique and specific manner. Sometimes unexpected things get our creativity to blossom – and we can thank the work of other artist for such direction, as I am certain our words inspire at the end of their pen or fingers against a musical instrument.

I highly recommend a visit to Ms. Noël’s site for a spot of inspiration or an eyeful of art that is certain to please and perhaps take you places you never conjured before.

Spyder's ridiculously short movie review: The Wolverine




Wasn’t blown away and not sure how the purest will handle it – but overall, worth a see. Also, stay during the credits – it’s Marvel after all, not DC.

Saturday, July 27, 2013

The Accursed



The Accursed
By Sevvie 

Garrett sat at the edge of his couch, its cushion stretched from the frame sagging under his weight.  He buried his eyes in the palm of his hands, “Damn it,” he mumbled to himself.
     He looked up from his palms.  The walls that enclosed him were dingy; ash covered reminders at best.  Most of the once dawn-tinted carpet was covered in a thin layer of colorless cinder.
     The couch and him, his life hanging feebly by hallow heartbeats, was all that remained of his world.  Now he sat alone in the empty confines of what has become his prison.  Lonely, starving for company, praying for salvation.
     He is one of the forgotten.
     He sobbed to himself as he has for several days.  His tears rolling down his tired, swollen face.  Laments falling on deaf ears, on ears that were no longer there to listen.
     Garrett sat alone, tired, and scared.  It was the dawning of the new millennium, the real millennium. It was a new millennium and the apocalypse didn’t arrive like so many predicted.
     Garrett had forsaken God, put him off.  He thought about it.  He worried, “What if he does exist and the end of the world comes?” but he worried not nearly enough.
     All through his days, he tried to convince himself that he wasn’t such a bad person.  He tried to make it to church, but only passed through her doors once or twice.
     He ignored all the jabbering about the true End of Days.  He ignored them all.
     Now he lives, for the moment, with that regret.
     Garrett lowered his head again, rubbing his hands through his hair he cursed, “God damn you, how could you do this to me?”
     He stood.
     Garrett paced across the same stretch of carpet he has paced near ceaselessly, from the couch to the window.  It was the only portion of the carpet that remained the bright dawn-tinted color that had delighted his small apartment.
     The color was Tawny’s pride.  She fell in love with it the moment they entered the apartment, during the leasing agents showing.
     Garrett smiled for a moment; the thought of her warmed a small piece of his blackened heart.  Of course, God took her away.  He remembered when they came for her, the Angels.
     Tawny didn’t want to leave him, “I want to stay with you Garrett, I love you.”  She said, as the Angels cradled her in their ivory wings.
     He watched Heaven open up for her and millions of others.  They all rode in a bassinet of downy wings cradled warmly in the open arms of Heaven.
     “They’ll be back for you Garrett.  I’ll be waiting.”  He recalled her words as she vanished in the blinding frosty light.
     They never came back.  Those Angels never returned.  New Angels did though.  As the sounds of trumpets blared, echoing through the vast sky like thunder, the Angels poured the sour blood of sin over the soil of the earth.
     Garrett hid in his apartment as the earth shook and erupted.  He hid, waiting for Tawny to retrieve him in her beautiful Angel wings.
     He still waited.  Alone.
     Garrett scoffed at the memory of the Angels.
     But he really yearned for their return.  He really yearned for God’s forgiveness.
     Although, God is forgiving, there are limits to even what he will indulge.  Garrett didn’t feel remorse, didn’t call on God to forgive his pathetic soul.  He never opened his heart to the grace of God, now he reaps what he has brought on himself.
     Even now he shames himself and spites God.
     Damnation is his, as he has embraced it.
     Memories of Tawny faded as he returned to the window he has paced to, how many times? 
     It mattered none.
     Garrett reached for the curtain; he ripped it away angrily.
     The amber world invaded his apartment.  The acrid air penetrated the walls and window, singing his nostrils.
     He looked out from his fourth floor window.  He saw the same sorrowful scene, for as far as his weary eyes would take him.
     The soil bled molten blood; it was everywhere leaving destruction in its wake.  The ten million, no hundred million fingers of Lucifer flicked out over the land.  Serpent like flames devouring everything.
The uneven earth dropped into an unfathomable abyss, then to towering creation that reached for Heaven.  The amber tinted everything, the sky, and the man made structures that crumbled beneath the opening lap of Hell. 
What remained of the earth, the true earth, stained as well.  And the demons that marched the souls of the infernal, their bodies roasted in the amber that engulfed all sight.
     Garrett looked down at the row of the damned marching single file to giant cauldrons that boiled with Lucifer’s blood.
     The screams, the cries, the hands reaching for God filled his ears, as the definite pain wet his eyes.  He watched from his fourth floor window as he has since Tawny’s departure.
     He watched the demons as they poked and impaled the damned.  Breaking down the flesh until nothing remained but the stripped souls of the forgotten.  He watched the demons torment them with longing and hope, where there was none.
     How cruel it was, awakening.
     Soon they would come for him.  Soon the demons would march him into a cauldron and rip his flesh from his bones.  Soon his soul would rest in his never yielding Hell.
     Soon.
     There was no rush.  He was all ready in the mitts of hell, in time he would know their rancor.
     Soon.
     Until then he would pace the floor from his couch to the window, stopping only to relive his regret as the accursed.

Friday, July 26, 2013

Graveyard Shifts - Laura Del



Pat Wyatt is a freelancer but really, she is so much more. Graveyard Shifts: A Pat Wyatt Novel is a traditional story about werewolves with a central character that drives the tale, makes it rich with personality, and give a shit. Not one to fall in love with the traditional romance that involves hairy creatures or the pointy teeth undead, but Del delivers so much more with a great character.

Pat Wyatt can evolve into one of those characters that people love and will follow throughout a series. She is real, strong yet susceptible – she is human and for many writers that is a hard reality to achieve with their own characters. Besides Pat, the storyline and other characters (mainly Michael and Samuel) are well drawn out and delivered. The plot moves along nicely and is firmly written.

Overall, Graveyard Shifts is a great read with great potential as a series providing Del stays true to her characters. There isn’t much to say negatively about the story – it is what it is, which is a traditional tale, no real twists or unforeseen potholes, it is a well-written fast-paced story that is certain to please the avid reader.

Spyder's ridiculously short movie review: The Conjuring


If you haven't seen The Conjuring yet, GO SEE IT! Nicely crafted tale and for added fun, it is based on a true story.

Thursday, July 25, 2013

On the writer's iPod – Halestorm



When my muse is in the mood for something hard, something metal, or when my muse needs a “kick in the face” only Halestorm comes to mind. It’s not every muse that can deal with music so defined, hard and so in your face. If your muse isn’t used to it, you might want to ease her into it.

Halestorm (FB) are movers and soon, if not already, will be household names for every rocker who enjoys a woman that can command the stage and a musical ensemble that is rich in tradition. This band simply – rocks.



The Strange Case Of … is a kick-ass album that displays the range of the band both musically and vocally. This talent rich band headed by female front-rocker Lzzy Hale has the ‘tude to pull it off.

Playlist:

  1.     Love Bites (So Do I)
  2.     Mz. Hyde
  3.     I Miss The Misery
  4.     Freak Like Me
  5.     Beautiful With You
  6.     In Your Room
  7.     Break In
  8.     Rock Show
  9.     Daughters Of Darkness
  10.     You Call Me A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing
  11.     American Boys
  12.     Here's to Us


For my muse tracks 1, 2, 3, 4, 9 and 10 rule the deck. Have a look at Halestorm:



Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Abomination - R. J. Creaney



Ragenard is in search of recognition from his Faith. He is looking to put himself in the tomes of Christianity. As such, he has pursued a Necromancer across the great lands and is nipping at his heels. He finds his evil doer, the Christ boaster and does to him exactly what his desires demand – he kills the Necromancer.

The writing style is that of fantastical fantasy. Well drawn out with great passion and attention to detail that Creaney folds into his tale is inspiring. The creativity is impeccable but the story itself is circular and disappointing as it is predictable.

As a writer, I marvel at the mood and language but disappoint in the ending. Not to spoil the entire story of course, as I feel you should always read a tale and decide for yourself. In fact, I recommend the story if for nothing else the mood and fulfillment of fantasy in the writing. Alas, my heart and expectations do however sink as I read on to the final passages of Abomination.

Monday, July 22, 2013

Ghost Swim - Sara Brooke



Eerie, atmospheric and well-written easily describe Ghost Swim. Brooke paints a definite ghost story here and draws on the reader’s emotion and senses. Interesting story but unlike many of the other reader reviews, the ending wasn’t “really” a twist, but it was well derived.

Rachel is a swimmer, at seventeen swimming seems to be her only opportunity for a scholarship. So, Rachel swims every opportunity she gets to hone her skills in hopes of making the National Team. One evening, with the weather unsavory and practice cancelled, Rachel finds herself heading off to the pool to [practice her swimming, by her mom's encouraging.

It is here the real story and terror begins. Rachel finds herself alone and very uncomfortable. Something just isn’t right and what unfolds is a well-described, visual tale of dismay that is sure to haunt the young adult reader. Well crafted, indeed and is well worth a read. Sara Brooke will be sure to leave an impression - read her well ...

Spyder's ridiculously short movie review: R.I.P.D


Really, Mr. Reynolds? MIB meets Ghostbusters ... is there no more originality?Skip it - even if it's free.


Sunday, July 21, 2013

People of the Static - Jack Night



Jack Night’s story The Static People is a short story about the static in baby monitors, television, radio even hearing aids talking to use. They are not suggesting diabolic things, in fact much of what they suggests are things that are about to occur. It is just the fact that the static is talking the scares people in the story.

Now, I am suggesting that The Static People reminds me of a Twilight Zone episode (here we are again on this topic) or perhaps something I have seen or read before, I just can’t put my finger on it. The familiarity with the storyline doomed the story for me. I almost knew what was going to happen next as we move down the neighborhood.

What I did not get was the clock angle on the entire story. You see, Night runs the clock backwards from 3:00 to well, 0:00 and winds it back up again. Seems that things are happening in reverse but that would just be illogical. From a storyline perspective, not thrilled.

For those looking for a quick time killer at the airport, maybe, but if you are looking for substance move along, perhaps tune in "The Dead of Winter" by Mr. Night - which offers far more than Static People.

Friday, July 19, 2013

On the writer's iPod – Porcelain and the Tramps



Here is one of those bands, artists that perhaps you have heard of perhaps not. Regardless, they are not mainstream nor are the heard on the radio, at least in my neighborhood. Of course, the draw in my humble opinion is the lead singer, Porcelain Black. She is a little insane, rough but is ultimately, breathtaking. Her voice is melodious but mostly hard and refined.


The never released(?) self titled EP/LP from Porcelain and the Tramps. Contains an assortment of exceptional music and hard biting lyrics:

  1. King Of The World
  2. Fuck Like A Star
  3. Redlight District
  4. I Feel Perfect
  5. I'm Your Favorite Drug
  6. My Leftovers
  7. The Preyingmantis
  8. Sugar Cube
  9. Transparent
  10. You Want
  11. Gasoline
  12. The Neighbor                                 
Slays my muse and puts her in the mood for something a little dark … listen on and enjoy. My muse is officially hooked:




This entire EP/LP kicks some serious ass. Alaina Beaton is Porcelain Black (FB) and the main draw, of course. Her look is distinctive, voice and stage presence sets her apart. She is somewhat of an urban legend and a key component to the Industrial Rock scene – all in all my muse just thinks she rocks. Best known perhaps for her later work (perhaps?) – This is What Rock and Roll Looks Like:


 
She is just talented, entertaining and nasty -  (web) - and to think I stumbled onto perfection by accident ... love my wandering muse.

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

What Neither Star nor Sun Shall Waken: A Sci-Fi Horror Story - Ryan Notch



Well, I am not a fan of ignoramus titles and Mr. Notch; notched himself a good one with What Neither Star nor Sun Shall Waken: A Sci-Fi Horror Story … to say the least. Now, I shock and awe ensued once I begin my journey through the pages of (after the first two pages of title) this unique, clever and positively great tale.

Yup – it was a “Oh Shit” story, meaning when I was done, all I said was “Oh Shit.” Why? Simple, because the story was excellent. It is science fiction/horror and though I never once quivered or pissed myself, I was pleasantly refined by the underlying horror and impressed with the science fiction.

Gibson is the pilot and Jack is the navigator and they have long since set sail for Europa, Jupiter’s smallest moon. Their mission is to set loose probes to perform a scientific study to determine the existence of life or if the moon would provide the elements to sustain life. Tragic events place the two on the surface, one alive and one dead … the ensuing story is a non-stop page-turner of data and suspense.

Highly recommend … wait for it “What Neither Star nor Sun Shall Waken: A Sci-Fi Horror Story” whew … sorry out of breath.

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Chamber of Horrors - Billy Wells



Chamber of Horrors is a collection of horror from writer Billy Wells. I dig collections and anthologies, truth be told. Don’t get me wrong, longer works is where it is at to be a successful writer but short works makes a writer.


So, this collection holds seventeen tales of the macabre, spook and creep fest as well as your standard expectations of horror. Each of these fun tales could make great episodes on the Twilight Zone, if only Rod Serling was still about. Each one stands on its own merit and comes recommend for a spot of a dead text (meaning nothing to wet the bed over) read.

Of note, Witch Albert about a hungry toy. World Domination details the plot to destroy the world via video game, perhaps not. The Caller from Hell … OK this was a Twilight Zone episode, see Night Call. Hmmm … sure urban legend but coincidental nonetheless. Road Kill was a fun read too  ... I suppose the themes her are a bit wore but the reads are fun. If you are looking to be scared or amazed then move along -

The Cadaver … haha, nice tale but again it’s nothing unique about the plot just some decent writing with a few twists. Overall, sure it's worth a look - great material for research i.e. writers to give you some fodder for the technique page of your DIY manual.

Monday, July 15, 2013

Dead College (Horror, Zombie Apocalypse, Walking Dead, Drama)



With all due respect, to Mr. Kent Reaper, because we all know it isn’t easy to write and it takes a little know how to put together a tale and put it out on KDP and PubIt! But really …?

Dead College is about the school quarterback who just happens to see another student indulging in the flesh (and not the carnal way) of one of the professors. At that moment, yes at the moment it dawns on him that the world as he knows it has forever changed. Um … ok.

The story begs the question, why Zack (the quarterback) was so eager to idly watch the trough of humanity being feasted upon. Hold on, flashback. No, wait now he is speculating scientific possibilities. Then the stereotypical chase ensues. Yes, I finished the story to my dismay. All the way up to Kelly and Zack exiting the building to face a world filled with the dead … but how did he know?

I have mentioned before that I am far from a grammar authority and find myself embarrassed after the fact - Dead College falls into this category. If you are in the mood for zombie fun, brainless zombie fun, (after all, they ate all the brains) then this is a magnificent read. There is promise in the story, indeed. Mr. Reaper just needs to flush it out … I my humble opinion.

I shall move on to his other follow-on tales, however ... why, out of respect for the author - I know all to well what a long and arduous path writing is ... it can only get better, right?

Sunday, July 14, 2013

On the writer's iPod – Darling Parade



Once in awhile my muse is just in the mood for something not so heavy or sinister. Darling Parade is one of those bands that provide such a release. Their music is not relaxed by any means but they do offer a moment for my muse to recharge. For my muse Darling Parade (on FB) provides that female fronted band which is a cut above and not no so mainstream.

Lead singer Kristin Kearns (on FB) truly has a beautiful voice that melds well with the rhythmic beats brought on by band mates Nate McCoy, Dustin McCoy and Casey Conrad offering a well put together sound that in its own right is fresh and unique. For my muse Darling Parade (official) provides an incomparable way to revitalize and return to the keyboard renewed.

Darling Parade’s Battle Scars & Broken Hearts (sample here) offers an exceptional playlist, which is sure to appeal to many different tastes – certainly worth a listen:

  1. When It's Over
  2. Ghost
  3. Crash & Burn
  4. Just Another
  5. Change
  6. Messin' With Me
  7. Bells Are Ringing
  8. Coming Undone
  9. Bad Habit
  10. Summer
  11. With You

Darling Parade has the look, talent and playlist to make a HUGE impact on the music and writing world - standby.

Enjoy a visual of Ghost and stay tuned for a message from Kristin Kearns at the end:


Saturday, July 13, 2013

The Secret - A Boston Metaphysical Society Story - Madeleine Holly-Rosing



What is steampunk? It is defined as a sub-genre of science fiction that typically features steam-powered machinery, rather than advanced technology [Oxford University Press] especially in a setting inspired by industrialized Western civilization during the 19th century. Some of the genre’s best offering include: The Difference Engine by Bruce Sterling, William Gibson and The Encyclopedia of Fantastic Victoriana by Jess Nevins as an example or for the movie fan how about The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?

Frankly, I had no idea until I was turned on to “The Secret” by Madeleine Holly-Rosing and further to Boston Metaphysical Society – I recommend if you are a steampunk fan or steampunk curious. But, now onto “The Secret.”

The story follows the main character, Elizabeth (a socialite) who has a secret, one she has kept from her father. In time, she will need to make a decision based on that secret and what she wants for her life moving forward. The story is set in Boston in the 1800s’ and is steampunk (of course) influenced.

The storyline builds upon Elizabeth and her bodyguard, a gentleman by the name of Samuel Hunter and their relationship and the growing concern over the secret that worries Elizabeth. The story scoots right along and the pages float by as one finds themselves engrossed in the world that Holly-Rosing displays. Everything is well delivered and feeds on the word before.

The descriptive voice here in some places is almost poetic and overall is strong and delivers on a cinematic FB) is a universe in itself and “The Secret” is derived from that world (I understand there is also a RPG).

Her characters are well throughout and the dialog is delivered with precision and believability. I enjoyed the setting and grew very fond of Elizabeth.The Secret is exceptional and provided me with a new genre to play in – and I will do so in Holly-Rosing world. See more on Amazon and enjoy the steam engine ride. As a writer, I find myself wanting to learn from Holly-Rosing through her ability to not only create such worlds and deliver on them as well.

Friday, July 12, 2013

The Forever Girl Sophia's Journey - Rebecca Hamilton



What can I add to Forever Girl that hasn’t already been said? For me this was truly a fresh and intriguing tale. With all the attention it is a wonder how or why Rebecca Hamilton is not a New York bestselling author, by choice perhaps?

Sophia Parsons is a practicing Wiccan who casts a spell that goes horribly wrong. With that mistake come personal demons to accompany her already troubled life. The story follows the paranormal activities that occur to the Wiccan crooner who must survive her choices and a life that is encrusted with darkness seemingly at every turn. It is this struggle that the plot rides and does so very well.

For me, I found the characters fresh and believable. The storyline, though stale at points, always recovered in a big way. Intrigued, curious and hungry is how the book leaves you – meaning one thing, on to book two.

For the fan of the paranormal genre, this will certainly please your literary palette. For horror lovers, there is that element but if you are looking for a scare than move along. I have read that Forever Girl is a multi-genre series, I have yet to see this but can’t really argue the point. What I can tell you is that the tale is sharply written and there is much to fall in love with here with Mrs. Hamilton’s muse.

Forever Girl is a well-crafted story with characters that are both believable and likable. As well, the antagonist, perhaps Charles is also well designed and serves the role justice.  Overall – add it to your personally library both as a reader and writer, we can all learn something from Rebecca Hamilton.

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

On the writer's iPod – The Hellfreaks



From time to time, my muse stumbles onto a song that does the trick to put her into a certain mood. These songs are from bands with the talent but for purposes of this blog, my muse would like to share the tune with you and allow you to wander off into the virtual music world and introduce yourself to the band and all their offerings. This is sometimes due to the song being on a large playlist from a mainstream band and other times for more obscure bands that perhaps aren’t as wide spread across the virtual creative space. Or, sadly, the band is no longer together but the music lives on in my muse’s iPod.

The Hellfreaks charmed a certain tune called “Boogie Man” that produced a certain, shall we say lust for the macabre. Unique sound and feel to The Hellfreaks, one that really does bring out the more bizarre side to the muse.

The beat is steady … paced and the vocals are nice bit of insanity. Boogie Man is just one of those tunes that grow on you each time you spin it. On first listen of this Turkish based band, my muse was a bit skeptical. She kept coming back though and in time, this tune made onto the playlist and it isn’t going anywhere any time soon.

Check out the video from The Hellfreaks and get your Psycho Billy on:


RTS presents Arkoski’s “Vlad - The Lazy Vampire”



“You look like shit. When was the last time you fed?” Eleanora the colonies' Vampi, asked.

Slouching forward, arms lazily hanging at his sides. Vlad looked more like a zombie than a vampire. “Well, I was about to but the bitch walked away.”

Eleanora's brow furrowed in confusion, she asked. “The bitch walked away?”

“Ya, she said I was cute and then just walked away.” Vlad replied, looking up at her will shallow cheeks and sunken eyes.

“And you didn’t stop her, Vlad?”

“Seriously, Eleanora?” Vlad exclaimed, as he fell on the dusty floor of the retreat.

Eleanora rolled her eyes and sighed in disgust. “You really are a lazy bastard.”

… to be continued.